Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader: TJ Gresh

I’ve been brainstorming ideas for a new series and landed on this.

Nate’s Friends on Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? I was watching the show the other day for lack of quality programming, and decided that it’d be more interesting if my friends were on the show. So I’ll pick some of my facebook friends and put them on the show. Maybe I’ll take requests.

So here’s the season premiere. Please welcome to the show TJ Gresh.

PhotobucketMr. Gresh is a 21-year who graduated high school three years ago in Georgia and currently lives in his parent’s basement. TJ’s best subjects in school include Pirate Literature and Letter Opening. He enjoys playing video games and his favorite hobbies include measuring and Polish history. He has a secret crush on Zero-Suit Samus.

Let’s take a look at how Mr. Gresh fared on “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader.”


TJ made it through the whole hour of the first show and halfway through a second, but only because he didn’t answer any questions and spent most of his time sitting at a desk with the 5th graders, eating color crayons. He saved one crayon in the box (although I’m not sure if he planned that or just got full) to make stick figure drawings of John Stamos which he proudly gave to Jeff Foxworthy and members of the studio audience.

Finally they demanded he answer a question. When they asked him a 3rd grade math question, instead of answering, he took the time to explain to the audience why he has a long-haired Chihuahua and how misunderstood they are. His explanation was long and heartfelt and he almost had the audience in tears until he interrupted himself….

He saw something shiny underneath one of the seats in the front row. It was a gum wrapper. He picked it up, put it in his mouth and was escorted off the set.


Mr. Gresh earned $0 in prize money will receive many great consolation prizes. Mr. Gresh will go home with a Karaoke machine, a limited edition Lego watch and $15 worth of gift certificates to the Gap.

Congratulations to Mr. Gresh for his showing on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader. Tune in next week for a brand new episode.


Posted on April 6, 2008, in Humor. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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