Today’s Idiot: Jose Guadalupe Flores
The other day, police in McAllen Texas received a phone call from a man who claimed that his house had been broken into he had been robbed at gunpoint.
Pretty legitimate 911 call, right? Wrong.
The deputies arrived at the house and found 15 pounds of marijuana scattered around the floor. Flores complained to the deputies that the gunmen had stolen nearly 150 pounds of the drugs that he was preparing to ship out.
Good move, Mr. Flores. And the kicker? Guy’s an illegal criminal immigrant from Mexico. He’s going to stay in jail until his trial comes up. Here’s to an unpleasant deportation!